I slide on my shiny superhero costume as I prep for a photoshoot. Perfection! I work up a sweat posing and cheesing for the camera, so I ask for a glass of water. However, the dastardly photographer has done something funny to it, and I fall to the ground! He steals my belt—the source of my superpowers! I'm tied tight with rope and completely gagged. I'm left just inches from my belt to struggle and squirm. Once I get to my belt, then I'll be able to escape this awful situation! If I could only reach it…